stay gold, ponyboy

madboosties:

sam juts creepily lurks on tumblr and never says anything

damn right

News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in (U.S.) America: cannibal eats man's face

captainbanner:

what if there was a tv show called ‘Stark Tower’ and it was kind of like Friends and it just documented the daily lives of the avengers in the tower

what if

higgystar replied to your post: dammit tumblr why can’t I quit you

give in!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO щ(゚Д゚щ)

dammit tumblr why can’t I quit you
in celebration: I'll put the kettle on
in sorrow: I'll put the kettle on
in anticipation: I'll put the kettle on
in sympathy: I'll put the kettle on
in dedication: I'll put the kettle on
just because: I'll put the kettle on
everyday: the kettle is on
England it not Britain!!Also “hardly anyone” speaks RP?? Okay then…

England it not Britain!!

Also “hardly anyone” speaks RP?? Okay then…

copperbooms:

when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this

and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam 

pandaterian:

kobochajunkbox:

animeds7:

yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.

Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.

pandaterian:

kobochajunkbox:

animeds7:

yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.

Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.